I live in limbo between unending hysteria and eerie calm. These are the results.

So close this time
candyswords:

what the actual fuck Jennifer
matovilka:

Error Quest comic.

"I’ve tried prayer, I’ve tried my .44, but Satan’s wearing kevlar and bible-thumping just pisses them off"

Henry Hawthorne (via toasterwarlock)

A warning about and from The Secret World fandom

gunpowderandspark:

We won’t post a gif on everything.

We won’t dominate tags with smut.

And we aren’t prone to spoiler-tastic posting sprees.

But there’s one thing we will do.

And we’ll do it every time.

We will steal every. single. post. about. bees.

They’re all ours now.

Thank you for your time.

  • friend: yo i watched some doctor who today
  • me: really? which episode?
  • friend: aliens took over london
  • me:
  • friend:
  • me:
  • friend:
  • me: you
  • me: you have to be more specific

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

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jakethenicholas:

Person: “What type of music do you listen to?”

Me: 

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