Hi. 23. Senior in college majoring in History of Art. INTJ. Choleric. Fan of television and reading and living life.

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

(Source: classicsnake, via gekkyandkind)

grand-optimistt:

Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

(Source: vasuki, via doll-faced-girl)

subtledildo:

I’m just not me without my morning #coffee! ☕️

cokeflow:

Maybe I am maybelline 

(Source: fingerblaster113, via thats-so-meme)


Jurassic World (2015)
slayer-slayer-slayer:

krisperson:

The skeleton war was not kind

free him

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

(via snidely-whiplash)

good:

Everything You Wanted To Know About Cooking With Blood

My time has come

voidwish:

i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing

(via acearosirius)