I probably could have gone all day yesterday without ripping part of my fingernail off and being forced to listen to nickelback and coldplay
Life According to Bri....
I am 21. I live in Ohio. I am in a constant state of self-discovery. I want you all to join me.
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“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night”
no
actually
people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day
i said god damn
(via whatwoulddarwindo)
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Children’s Book Explaining Homosexuality
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it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas
Duh?
(Source: punchingshins, via doctorblainewilliams)
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Reblog if you’ve ever yelled at a book.
Are there people who don’t reblog this?
I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.
FUCKING BOOKS.
If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.
I will never trust pink again
The main reason why I hate pink
(via doctorblainewilliams)
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if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea tooIf you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
(via doctorblainewilliams)
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Speight told Benedict his reservation at the hotel was under Heywood Jablowme. Rob didn’t realize he was being pranked & walked up to the front desk & gave them the name.
And Gabriel strikes again.
(via cathrynne)
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that murder victim was totally asking for it, walking around with their vital organs all vulnerable
#that’s what they get for going out in public without a suit of armor
And some sort of automatic weapon
(Source: drarna, via doctorblainewilliams)
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friendly reminder that if we mutually follow each other i waNT you to reply to every post i make and i want you to spam me because that’s where friendship blooms and friendship is a good thing
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That first day we were trying to get Dan’s eyes to be green because that’s what they are in the book.
And Dan was wearing contact lenses.
He was allergic to them and after we made the decision to remove them, but the first day we tried to work through it.
So for the last scene when he’s saying good-bye to Hagrid you can see almost his eyes tearing and his eye a little bit swollen and it feels like he’s about to cry.
He probably was but he never complained.
We removed the contacts and he’s never had green eyes since.-David Heyman
The eye colour thing always use to annoy me but now I feel bad, poor daniel!
At least they tried.
(via doctorblainewilliams)
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Swear to God, I can’t stand to hear a woman claim that she thinks like a guy and hates women because they’re all catty. That’s misogyny. The very fact that you, as a woman, think differently than how a socially-stereotyped woman is supposed to think is proof that our gender “norms” are fucking us over. Women are not all alike. Some of us like football. Some of us like talking on the phone. Some of us like religion. Some of us are emotional. Some of us speak three languages. Some of us have boyfriends. Some of us have girlfriends. Some of us wear lipstick. Some of us don’t shave our pits. Some of us have kids. Some of us worry we’ll drop our best friend’s baby. Now please stop claiming that you don’t act like a woman. It doesn’t make you a special fucking snowflake. It makes you a perpetrator of misogyny.
—owlonthesill (via gogogadget2lesbiansdoingit)
Egg-fucking-zackly. I know women who seriously think they’re special or part of some elite breed of women because they “get along better with men.” Please.
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